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Signs Of The Times

In reading the newspaper, watching TV, and especially reading the doom and gloom even spread by some bloggers about the doldrums of the real estate industry and that these are just the "signs of the times" I just have to say I beg to differ. As a matter of fact the signs of the times I have seen have been quite refreshing to say the least.

Sometimes a name change is the best idea!!

Dumfart

Major dilemma in California

weed

Everything you need for your "shotgun" wedding

Shotgun Wedding

It's a good deal, but oh the college costs!!

Babies and Children

Pork the one you love ???

Pork

Mass suicides...Cows going over the edge...tonight on Channel 3 News ...

Cow Suicide

Load 'em up with burritos, Mom!!

Gas

I'm confused (doesn't surprise me), but the gas prices sure look good

Stop Sign

How does this work??

Illiterate

Where the buffalo roam?

Open Range

Lawn Mower Guys Hard Days Ahead

Grass

My kind of luck ~ just as I was trying to supplement my Realtor income

Store Closing

Don't drink and make signs....

Drunk Signs

As you see life is really a bowl of cherries or a bowl of pits if you were hungry. So pay attention to the signs and know that there are those who will laugh, love, and cherish you ALWAYS!!!

 

 

Comments

HAHA That last sign is bad!

Posted by Lynsey Waddill - Nashville Architectural Photography (Sq Ft Photography) about 1 year ago

I love your post !!

the "stop sign" is my favorite

Anne Hensel

Posted by Anne Hensel Real Estate Professional buy or sell St. Pete about 1 year ago

Gary, these are the type George Carlin would have amused us with, I like the person sitting in a car wondering if they can turn.. and reading a sign that says No U Turn.. so I guess I can turn? Steve

Posted by Steve Loynd, Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., Loon Mt, NH. about 1 year ago

Hi Gary- Having a college bound son, I got a kick out of the one cllege vs weed.  In our days they tended to go together, not an either or!!  (Not that I would ever know!)

Posted by Carol Lee Realtor ® Agoura, Oak Park, Westlake CA Homes (Coldwell Banker Residential) about 1 year ago

Gary - My wife and I own a book with one of the best titles I have seen.  It's about getting the most out of your reading experience (eye-catching, huh?):

Posted by Jason Crouch, Broker - Austin Texas Real Estate (512-796-7653) (Austin Texas Homes, LLC) about 1 year ago

Lynsey: Do not employ drunk sign makers : )

Anne: I am so confused! ; )

Alpine Lakes: With the passing of George Carlin this week, you are so right, these are his type of signs.

Carol: No, of course you wouldn't know about these things! I'll never tell on you : )

Jason: Very good. I am convinced you can write a book on ANYTHING and people will buy it. Kind of like writing a blog and getting points : )

Posted by Gary Woltal - Associate Broker REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 year ago

Gotta love it!  People are too funny----too much of the time!

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) about 1 year ago

Charles: Just keeping your eyes peeled, there's funny stuff all around you.

Posted by Gary Woltal - Associate Broker REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 year ago

Those are funny signs.  We need to always have a camera handy.

Posted by Barbara S. Duncan ABR, CRS, GRI, e-PRO Searcy AR (RE/MAX Advantage) about 1 year ago

Barbara: You never know when the funny stuff is, well, right there in front of you.

Posted by Gary Woltal - Associate Broker REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 year ago

Gary, I am still laughing, those pictures were a riot and some of the BEST I have seen!  Surely you don't mind if I email them to a few good friends who need a really good laugh?  I have officially declared Friday as my "fun" day, I think you may have as well :)  THANK YOU!

Posted by Carole Provenzale Owner, Feng Shui Long Island & New York (Feng Shui Long Island & New York City) about 1 year ago

Carole: Forward away to your friends on the signs. Yes, Friday is my fun day. And just between you and me and the other 94,000 here, so is Saturday through Thursday ; )

Posted by Gary Woltal - Associate Broker REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 year ago

This gave me a good life.  Especially after being in an Open house most of the day.  Thanks Gary!

Posted by Colorado Springs Realty Patricia Beck (Re/Max Real Estate Group, GRI) about 1 year ago

This is really funny!  Thanks.

Posted by Melody Botting Real Estate Network about 1 year ago

Patricia: Relax, it's the weekend!!

Mel: You're welcome. We all need a break!

Posted by Gary Woltal - Associate Broker REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 year ago

Gary, Thanks for sharing such all the 'Signs of the Times'..What a fun way to end the week. My favorite is the open range.

Posted by Margaret Rome-- HomeRome Realty (Author:Real Estate the Rome Way) about 1 year ago

Gary, just what was needed after a long week!  These are definitely ones to share with friends!  Leave it to you to find these.  Thanks!

Posted by Pam Faulkner-Faulkner House Redesign Stager-Northern VA-Fairfax & Loudoun Co (Faulkner House Interior Redesign) about 1 year ago

Gary, you made my day with this humor!

Posted by Jim Crawford ~ Atlanta Real Estate-ABR E-PRO (RE/MAX Greater Atlanta) about 1 year ago

Gary - These are really priceless. Thanks for the big*ss grin on my face :-)

Posted by Tom Plant (WINEormous.com) about 1 year ago

Those were great Gary...Thanks!

Posted by Joan Mirantz- Concord New Hampshire Realtor (Keeler Family Realtors) about 1 year ago

Gary -  Like everyone else these signs really made me laugh.  You certainly know how make us laugh and appreciate the things around us.

Posted by Jennifer Fivelsdal, Fishkill NY (Keller Williams Realty Team - Real Estate Agent) about 1 year ago

Hi Gary!  I like the tumbling cow sign.  I don't think that I have ever seen or heard of anything like that occuring in real life, but the depiction is pretty damn funny!

Posted by Steve Shatsky - Dallas Real Estate & Short Sale Specialist (469)449-9840 (Prudential Texas Properties) about 1 year ago

Gary

It is nice to know we can still have a laugh given the market conditions.  I guess it all has to do with how you look at things.  Great piece.

by the way, Do you have an outside blog that I can add to my Blogroll ?

Thanks and look forward to reading your thoughts on the world of real estate.

Posted by James Wexler, Scottsdale AZ Luxury Homes (Coldwell Banker) (wexzilla.com) about 1 year ago

That was ....enlightening? ....funny?   Ah....Friday...:) :)  Have a great weekend!

Posted by Celeste "SALLY" Cheeseman HAWAII Relocations & Real Estate (Century 21 Liberty Homes) about 1 year ago

Margaret: Open Range is cool. Free range chicken hangout??

Pam: I'll keep working for that smile of yours.

Jim: Great!!

Tom: Love it!!

Joan: You are SO welcome!!

Jennifer: Appreciation is a KEY to happiness. That's why I try to practice it so often.

Steve: Maybe it was  a real sign, but what could it mean? Slipping cows on hills?

James: This is my only blog: http://activerain.com/blogs/woltal

Also indexed at Localism: http://localism.com/agents/woltal

Sally: Time to chill out, I agree.

Posted by Gary Woltal - Associate Broker REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 year ago

Why do we miss so many signs along the way? These are really fun! I especially like the "OPEN RANGE" which is my kind of humor... in fact, that would be a perfect spot to roast someone... or panhandle... or leave a sign that says 'please close the door when you leave'... hahaha!

Posted by Mara Hawks, REALTOR®, Homes for Sale, Auburn, AL Real Estate (First Realty Auburn Alabama) about 1 year ago

Does anybody proofread anymore?  They were very funny.  Thanks for sharing!  :)

Posted by Debi Ernst GRI, e-PRO, Broker/Sales Associate (St. Charles County, Missouri - Prudential Alliance Realtors) about 1 year ago

Mara: All great comebacks on your part. You are too funny. I thought about that Roast one too.

Debi: The drunk guys not only made that sign but "installed" it. No, obviously they DON'T read!!

Posted by Gary Woltal - Associate Broker REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 year ago

I really enjoyed the cow going over the edge. Falling rocks, falling cows, same thing.

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Posted by Elizabeth Weintraub, Sacramento Short Sale Agent, 916.233.6759, Lyon RE (Lyon Real Estate) about 1 year ago

Elizabeth: If I ever see a falling cows sign, I know I went down the wrong road : ) Maybe it's an Iowa or Nebraska thing.

Posted by Gary Woltal - Associate Broker REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 year ago

How funny Gary. I love the "kids with gas, eat free", and the falling cow sign. No sense in spreading doom and gloom, we're here....thats whats important after-all.

Posted by Jacqueline Tolstyka, Realtor. Selling Beautiful Northern Michigan (Coldwell Banker Northern Lakes) about 1 year ago

GARY, Hilarious!!  I love the illiterate one!!!  Thanks for the laugh...

Posted by YVETTE SMITH REALTOR IN WILLIAMSBURG VA WILLIAMSBURG VIRGINIA HOMES FOR SALE (LONG & FOSTER) about 1 year ago

I'm assuming that was actually someone's tombstone otherwise it would have been dumbfart........but what hilarious signs..........we take ourselves - I take myself - way to seriously....I needed some laughter medicine!

Posted by Liz Moras ~Chilliwack Realtor, Chilliwack,Hope,Langley,Abbotsford (Harrison Hot Springs, Cultus Lake) about 1 year ago

Liz: This person going to the grave with that name must have REALLY liked his family heritage : ) Leave it to you to tell him how to "correctly" spell it. I love it!!

Posted by Gary Woltal - Associate Broker REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 year ago

Jacqueline: Life is short, smile and laugh EVERY day.

Yvette: Hard to explain on the illiterate one how they made that sign.

Posted by Gary Woltal - Associate Broker REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 year ago

Gary, Here's a dilemma....what to do with the dog???

 

Posted by Carol Culkin (Houlihan Lawrence Realty) about 1 year ago

Carol: You are hurting my head :)

Posted by Gary Woltal - Associate Broker REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 year ago

These are priceless my friend. I love to see signs that make no sense. There was a sign here at a McDonald's that said no seeing eye dogs. I nearly wrecked laughing at it every time I had to drive past it.

Posted by JL Boney, III Columbia, SC Real Estate (Russell and Jeffcoat) about 1 year ago

JL: Why would McDonald's do that? Idiotic. You have to wonder where these people's heads are at : )

Posted by Gary Woltal - Associate Broker REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 year ago

I am certain that a lawyer had them do it, because rules must be posted in order to be legally enforced. Now, beyond the fact that it is illegal anywhere in the U.S. to deny access to a seeing eye dog, most seeing eye dogs are German Shepards. This means that even if the dog could read, he probably would not understand the sign because it was written in English and not German.

Posted by JL Boney, III Columbia, SC Real Estate (Russell and Jeffcoat) about 1 year ago

JL: That's right, they should have written the sign in German. Very good.

Posted by Gary Woltal - Associate Broker REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 year ago

Hillarious - Had to laugh - Reminds of the fellow that got a ticket for parking where there was a sign that said "No Parking on Grass" and there was no grass to be seen

Posted by Bonner Thomason CRS, ABR, GRI, e-Pro (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 year ago

This was really cute, thanks for a smile this morning!

Posted by Mary Strang ~ Viroqua, WI Real Estate (RE/MAX Hill Country) about 1 year ago

Bonner: That's pretty bad, getting a ticket in that instance.

Mary: Glad to pass along a smile.

Posted by Gary Woltal - Associate Broker REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 year ago

I laughed so hard I literally cried! Thank you !!!!

Posted by Cynthia 7 months ago

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